Random Thought For the Day

When I die, I don’t want to be cremated. I want to be buried in the ground so that my body can rot away and one day archaeologists can dig me up.

If people still did it, I’d love to be mummified.

I imagine that costs a crap-ton of money.

However! I still want my family to get an urn in remembrance of me. Urns are cool. They can be pretty.

I want them to keep skittles in my urn and freak people out.

They’ll be thinking “Taste the rainbow”

Guests be thinking “Holy cannibalism batman, they’re tasting their grandma.”

It’s gonna be great. I’ll laugh from heaven at the horrified face of my great-granddaughters boyfriend when she hands him a handful of skittles from the urn and whispers seductively “Taste the rainbow”

These are my long term plans.

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Our Nation Needs Christians

Ok, I cannot be the only person annoyed that WordPress changed the menu bar to a rainbow. Not everyone supports the Supreme Court’s decision.

I am one of those people.

This opens the door to polygamy and, apparently, pedophilia.

Lovely stuff.

And the LGBTQGSLPANGMCHYSDFXYZ community is soooo hateful towards anyone who does not support their personal decisions, and especially towards Christians.

By the way, did you know that only 2.3% of our nation is gay/lesbians/trans/bi or whatever?

The media would have you believe that it’s actually 30%.

That is not true. You are being lied to.

I’m sick of this.

I love all you people. I hate the sin that is fully embraced by our nation. God will straighten us out. Christians, make sure you are solid in the Word. Non-believers, it may be time to give the Bible a chance.

Praying for our nation today. Have a great Sunday.